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= The Eight Little Organisms and the Big Black Bear =

“A Tragedy about Pie”
There once was a little black bear that had a lot of hair. He tended to fight then decided one he might fulfill his dream of discovering the secret of the pie!

The small town of Banapple, Alaska is a wonderful peaceful of peace and love and joy. But there is a twist. There is a Big Black Bear that lurks the woods of Banapple. This particular bear stalks this little town for one reason and one reason only…to steal the secret recipe for Banapple’s famous saltwater pie.



One day Cupseed, the best pie maker in Banapple, was walking down the street all happy like when walking worm, the most devious worker the dastardly Black Bear grabs Cupseed and throws him into a large neon black pillow case. Cupseed panics. He starts flailing arms and screams HELP!!! After about 43 minuets and 26 seconds of this process Cupseed finally gets pulled out of this trap and strapped into a large electric chair. Cupseed is then left alone. Then all of the sudden out of the shadows comes Black Bear.



“So we meet again Cuddly” the real name of Black Bear, Said Cupseed. Black Bear says “I told you I changed my name to Phil! I have brought you here to weasel to pie recipe out of you.” “You’ll never get me to squeal!” Said Cupseed “Oh really?!” (Then snaps his fingers) In comes walking worm. “He will eat you if you don’t move your lips.” “Yeah right cuddly! You have never come through with your plans.” Said Cupseed. “IT’S PHIL!!!!!” (Then claps) Walking worm then pounces and Cupseed is no more.

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“Hello tree, mind if I build a nest in you?” “I don’t care.” “Well thank you!” Ring ring ring “What’s that?” Asks tree “Oh just cellular device. Ahem…Hello?” “Mmmuuuurrrrrppppp” “Oh that’s awful.” “Mmmmmuuuuurrrrpppppp” “Alright goodbye.” (Hangs up) “Well that’s too bad.” “What.” Says tree. “Cupseed has been eaten.” “Oh…”

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“Bzzzzzzzzzz. Yum yum nectar!” “Thanks for cleaning me bee!” says flower “Anytime. You know what flower? I need some pie.” “Can you bring some back?” “Sure.”

The pie store 1:30 PM. “Huh where is everyone?” Bee says as he gallops through the pie shaped doors…then he sees a sign. SORRY CLOSED DUE TO DEATH. “OH NO NOT CUPSEED!!!” Sniffs “Cuddly!”

Cuddly’s cave…1:36 PM. Bee says “Cuddly show yourself!” Cuddly “Phil actually.” “Why did you kill Cupseed?!?” “I didn’t, walking worm did.” “Did you say my name?” Said walking worm Black Bread Mold (another worker for cuddly) “Yeah he said you stupid bug.” Walking worm “I’m a worm, a walking worm. I don’t like to be called bug, it makes me feel icky.” Paramecium aurelia another one of Big Black Bears workers says “I am going to eat you BBM.” “You can’t catch me!” Aurelia pounces and BBM is gone.

Robin flies through the cave doors, “Look bee I found the recipe!” “Robin! NOO!” “Oh this is Cuddly’s cave isn’t it.” “Uh Yeah.” Robin flies away as fast as possible with Black Bear on her tail. Then she crashes into a speeding plane. The plane goes out of control. Robin drops the recipe. Black Bear catches it. “Finally! It’s mine!” Then right at that moment the plane crashes into Black Bear. Robin grabs the recipe.

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It has now been 10 years. Robin and Bee run the Pie Shop. Everything is back to normal in Banapple, Alaska again…you know other than Cupseed, BBM, and Cuddly are all dead. They all lived happily ever after!

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